He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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