gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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