Sry I called you an 8
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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