well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
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GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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