Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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