no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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