I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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