I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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