is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Everything about him screamed your future.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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