Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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