apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
