I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
how does that bad decision feel?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
