chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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