This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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