You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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