but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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