that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
3 2 1 whiskey
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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