I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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