you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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