After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
