tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
How does it feel to date your dad?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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