Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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