so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Dignity is for republicans.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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