my room smells like sperm. sweet.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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