Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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