Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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