What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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