Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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