Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he puts the penis in happiness.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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