I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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