I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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