Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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