you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
we're so committed to being not committed
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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