your room smells of hookers.
And success
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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