becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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