Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
please don't ironically join a cult
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