My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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