is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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