What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
