He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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