the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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