Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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