ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
So squirting runs in the family.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
