I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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