hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Fuck appropriateness.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
it glows. i had to have it.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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