I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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