so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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