I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
