Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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