She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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