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So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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