He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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