How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
