It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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