I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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