you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
two words...techno handjob
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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