Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
this boner is exhausting
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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