I want to stick my p in your. b.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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